Joke via ljdemocrats

[aidenfire]

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy"

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there..... shit, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

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[nadia-skye.livejournal.com]

There are five people in an airplane: the pilot, George Bush, Hilary Clinton, the Pope, and a little schoolgirl. For some reason, the plane is going down, and they all decide the only hope of survival is to abandon ship (so to speak). Unfortunately, there are only four parachutes.
The pilot grabs one and jumps. Bush takes the first, saying "I'm the smartest and best president America has ever had -they need me! I must survive." He jumps. Hilary Clinton takes one (giving some highly witty comment that i completely don't remember) and jumps. Only the Pope and the little girl are left.
The Pope says, "I am old, and have only a few years left to live. You are young, you have years ahead of you. You take the parachute, you save yourself." The girl replies, "oh, there are TWO parachutes left, we can both go!" The Pope looks baffled and says "two? there should only be one!"
"Nope, there are two," she says. "America's smartest president took my backpack."

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! :D