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[aidenfire]

So my homework for the weekend? Solve the problems of the middle east. no really.

*hed esplode*

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[peppery-lime.livejournal.com]

~stares~

rocks fall, everyone dies?

somehow, I don't think your professor would go for it, but...it'd be effective.

I suppose the question becomes what is meant by problems in the mideast. our involvement? *ALL* the problems? some combination of the two?

what class is this for, my good lord?

and while I doubt it'll help...my friend and I are generating some ideas for you... (taken as an excerpt from our convo):

lisa:
yeah.
er...
korean nuclear test gone bad?
iranians bloweded dem all up?

T:
~giggles~

lisa:
or india/kashmir send a few tactical missles off course?

T:
~snerk~ Russia farted en-mass while afghanistan was lighting up the hooka?


see? not at all helpful, but maybe it'll make you laugh...

[in-lieyw-of.livejournal.com]

Good luck Penni :\

Maybe you can pull some profound existentialist thing and be like "You don't. Because look what happened when we tried in 2002! No good done."

[nadia-skye.livejournal.com]

maybe you should argue that it isn't really a problem in the first place...play the oblivious card...

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

;jlhgjklahgaskdfh i had to write a paper last year about this, but he let us be really ridiculous with our suggestions. on a serious note, though, maybe you could argue that there is no way to solve it? things are so fucked up that it really seems pretty impossible.

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

also, good luck with it! ♥

[iamthecheese78.livejournal.com]

i'm sending you good vibes and happy thoughts.
and hopefully some smartness.

daaaang that's tough.
good luck.

[miss-charmed.livejournal.com]

WHAT WHAT. THAT IS INSANE.

*holds*